[Beowulf9]

[Beowulf9]

Let the games begin...

[dfwgator]

That is so wrong.

[dfwgator]

I bet he likes fishsticks.

[South40]

Wouldn’t that be a merman?

[Husker24]

A new Democrat constituency is born.

[dfwgator]

I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your m-—————’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 4*
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where i belong girl

*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)

[mykroar]

That boy really likes tail.

[dalereed]

there’s no such thing.

Let him go jump in the ocean and drown!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Q: Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

A: Because after her boob job, her B shells didn’t fit anymore.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Wouldn’t he be a merman? A merman he should be, as Jimi would say..

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Aquatic fairies?

[GeronL]

mental illness

bring back asylums

[WKUHilltopper]

It’s only a matter of time when they’ll start wanting to marry minnows.

[BradyLS]

“When I grow up, I wanna be a Road Runner! *Beep! Beep!* Zip-BANG!!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkTzmvFJRI

[Edward Teach]

You’re dead to me boy! You’re more dead to me than your dead mother!
I just thank the Lord she didn’t live to see her son as a mermaid!

[dragonblustar]

And he’s gay too!

[Arthur McGowan]

He has a mother, but where’s the father?

[golux]

This is a variation on a not-completely-uncommon identity disorder or as we like to say “lifestyle,” encompassing such trends as “FURRY FANDOM.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom.

Frankly I have far fewer qualms about a fellow wanting to be a fish than I do about a political “social” movement of HIV+ sex fiends wanting to bugger my son.

[martin_fierro]

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

[martin_fierro]

This Thread DOES NOT Have Legs.