[DCBryan1]

I object to all this sex on the television.....
I MEAN I KEEP FALLING OFF!

[never_eazii]

so, im guessing all of the random comments are the non-newbies’ way of saying hello?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Hello and good evening. It’s eight o’clock and time for the penguin on your television set to explode.

[NeoCaveman]

Well you could always go out to dinner with the wife.

I’m still laughing about that one

:)