LOL, when I search for “She Kissed Him at the Station as He Went Off In His Uniform” in Google, the only hit on the WHOLE INTERNET is your post. Did you just make that up?
The first time I heard that was years ago when I took a date to a hear a dixie land band band called Ralph Grugle (or something like that) and he used that title to introduce a song and I about peed my pant. The girl I was with got embarrassed. I never forgot it.