Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a prosimian of wealth and taste.
I been around for a long long time.
That's probably where we come in ~ way back there ~ and due to happenstance and design changes we lost our first article constructs ~ now some think we're just modified chimps rather than quite possibly modified monkeys.
I'm voting for the monkeys. That's based on my experience with the internet ~ people toss poo all over the place ~ definitely monkey-like behavior!