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I have the water from the Fountain of Youth De Leon discovered. Yeah, it was uh granted to me by a descendant of the explorer who drank too much and reverted back to spermatozoa. Shortly before he made the final reversion, he decided to give me the water. Just send $49 er $79 dollars to me at:
1515 Ponzi Square
Washington D.C.
co the Nigerian Embassy and you will receive your bottle of this wonderful liquid....eventually....right after the checks clear.

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1515 Ponzi Square?

This isn’t a Ponzi scheme, it’s a Ponce-eeee scheme!