>>>Happily, crates, kennels and play pens are very common now.<<<
They sure are. Every luxury imaginable for our furry friends.
Tell me about it.
The people at the local pet stores *love* to see us come in.
The dogs pick out 3 [or 5] of their “most favorite toys ever!” and I don’t have the heart to put any of them back.
People ask how I stay thin...well, I have *dogs*.
I can’t afford to eat everything in sight.
;D