Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)
Today | KittenClaws

Posted on 06/13/2013 7:45:34 PM PDT by KittenClaws

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: vanity
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 121-127 next last
To: KittenClaws

“I didn’t have any corn.”

“Mongo just pawn in the game of life.”

“Penny. Penny. Penny.”


41 posted on 06/13/2013 8:12:36 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

I don’t think that deliberately trying to cloud the Internetz with phony Abdul are you there text is really addressing the I have the detonators Achmed problem. I mean, at some point kill the infidel kill kill kill for Allah the guys at the NSA are going to be applying filters to this sort of all of them must die blow up the Civic Center tonight thing. So before you go messing with the federal anthrax botulism ricin in the water supply government, you have to consider that they are, after all, looking out for our I shall have the suicide belts ready for the Mariachi band welfare. Relax. Our government is looking after our poison gas at Yankee stadium best interest and we really need to just let them cut the heads of the unbelievers off with a rusty dagger protect us as they are so capable of doing. Abu bin Drill out.


42 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:06 PM PDT by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek

Jeez, have not had dinner, but then, losing weight is not a bad thing.


43 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:29 PM PDT by doorgunner69
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

Ice cream has no bones


44 posted on 06/13/2013 8:13:37 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws
Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

“East wind rain” (“Higashi no kaze ame”)

45 posted on 06/13/2013 8:14:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Battle Hymn of the Republic

The big seal loves white sand, I repeat the big seal loves white sand.


Roger that...the crabs love chicken. I repeat the crabs love chicken


46 posted on 06/13/2013 8:16:05 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

The dishwasher is full. Please empty it.


47 posted on 06/13/2013 8:17:19 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

When first waking from open heart surgery, I told my wife “I want you to remember a word and tell me it later: fishmonger.”

She freaked, wondering what secret password I was telling her and whether I would survive.
I later explained I wanted some way to later know that I was in fact awake at that time. If I didn’t remember the incident, I’d know I was conscious (even if I forgot) because that was one word she’d never think of repeating back to me. See, there was a time when I had been sedated before, unable to remember anything of it but something the docs said made me sure I had been awake thru the procedure. I figured waking up after having been dead was a good time to make sure I could remember it somehow.


48 posted on 06/13/2013 8:17:55 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Comment #49 Removed by Moderator

To: ClearCase_guy

“There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.”


50 posted on 06/13/2013 8:19:33 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws
Share a bacon sandwich with my dog Mohammed.
51 posted on 06/13/2013 8:19:58 PM PDT by skully (Where did my tag line go??)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

The empty chair is against the wall of China.


52 posted on 06/13/2013 8:20:23 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

Be sure to get the coffee cup out of the dishwasher before it cools down.


53 posted on 06/13/2013 8:20:31 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: F15Eagle

“Sir, you dropped your fake dog poo.”


54 posted on 06/13/2013 8:20:57 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 49 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?


55 posted on 06/13/2013 8:22:13 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bigbob

Drink your Ovaltine

(it means, you just got rooked, kid)


I had that moment as well. I guess everyone who who understood ralphies moment did.

But it is no longer “ drink your ovaltine” it is now “ trust your government”


56 posted on 06/13/2013 8:23:10 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

The vertebral silence indisposes the licit sail.


57 posted on 06/13/2013 8:24:36 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Envisioning

Your timeless negligence has a way of arousing my palliative inuendo.


58 posted on 06/13/2013 8:24:57 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws; waterhill; ixtl

global warming is a lie! (((PING)))


59 posted on 06/13/2013 8:25:30 PM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: KittenClaws

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?


60 posted on 06/13/2013 8:25:59 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 121-127 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson