‘Straight’ Men Should Be Banned From Driving, Says WH Petition

Cybercast News Service ^ | 6/18/2013 | Penny Starr

[Fedupwithit]

How about 'Women who have the phone glued to their ear while driving should lose their license'

I'd sign that petition...

[Biggirl]

NUTS.

[knarf]

(and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women)

Chapter and verse, please

[Diogenesis]

"As the Associated Press recently reported,
Malaysians have complained to the White House
about election fraud in their country, ..."

Coincidence?

Many Americans are complaining about Indonesian/Kenyan/alQaeda/DNC
election fraud.

[Portcall24]

If women were required to drive topless men would eventually become immune to the distraction. That’s my suggestion and I’m sticking to it.

[Truth29]

"If women were required to drive topless men would eventually become immune to the distraction. That’s my suggestion and I’m sticking to it."

I suppose that would be an incentive to keep the roads in good repair, too - no potholes.

[Alex in chains]

Jackie: So you’re driving in the car, you’re with your friend, minding your own business?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jackie: Then what happened?
Kramer: Well, then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
Jackie: No top? She didn’t have a top on?

Kramer: Yeah. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.

Jackie: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?

Kramer: Oh, yeah.

Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin’ around in broad daylight. She’s flouting society’s conventions!

Kramer: She was flouting.

Jackie: That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

[Little Pig]

Situation would be no different than driving with tops on. Men still would have little cause to look, because not every woman has attractive breasts.

[Gamecock]

Men who are easily distracted by “the mere sight of a woman's thigh” should be banned from driving, says a petition posted on the White House website.

Not to mention women walking down the road without wearing a bra.

[Mopp4]

If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman's thigh,....

Just when you think you've seen the most stupid, there's always something more stupid...such as this.
Well, why not a petition to prevent gay men from driving ? They could be just as distracted by seeing some guy's a$$ or package....

[napscoordinator]

I just think it would be funny to hear the response over at the White House about this. “President Obama has not experienced being distracted by woman, but a guy in a tight pair of Levi’s.....oh man.” That is all.

[Venturer]

That made me wonder too.

[LibLieSlayer]

Let’s start a petition to create internment and isolation camps for gaylords. Same thing they want to do us.

LLS

[Chad N. Freud]

I wouldn’t take this petition too seriously.

I read it as a satirical ‘reduction ad absurdum,’ initiated by someone with an axe to grind over school dress codes.

[newfreep]

[jughandle]

Queers should then be banned from driving also, as one never knows when or what may trigger their urges. It all about distracted driving and safety, right?

[raybbr]

Just out of curiosity, do you find that funny?

[Common Sense 101]

Not a Seinfeld fan, eh?

[Hardastarboard]

What if Helen Thomas commuted to work on your route every day?