‘Straight’ Men Should Be Banned From Driving, Says WH Petition

Cybercast News Service ^ | 6/18/2013 | Penny Starr

[Portcall24]

It would speed up the time period before I was immune!

[Portcall24]

Not to mention, “They’re real and they’re spectacular”.

[GailA]

GENDER BIAS, I’M NEARLY 65 AND CAN STILL APPRECIATE A GOOD MANLY HUNK OF MALE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. NO METRO SEXUAL’S NEED APPLY. I LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN, NOT GIRLY GIRLS.

JOHN WAYNE IS MY IDEA OF A MAN’S MAN.

[ClearCase_guy]

The solution is obvious: Burkhas

[Charles Martel]

"What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female of the species at a time when light summer dresses are worn, can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost."
- Hawkeye

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I've always seen this issue as a "straight man's burden" - and a rather joyful one at that. One of the funniest traffic accidents I can recall was a six car rear-ender caused by a nearby bikini car wash. All of the guys involved were standing together on the shoulder of the road, watching the girls while they waited for the cops to arrive. It was all smiles, shrugs and handshakes, nobody was angry about their car being damaged.

[GailA]

I remember the time my BIL and hubby were playing this VFW and some fat woman flashed them...LOL as my BIL is rather plain and over weight himself, he was the lead singer, so the flashing was targeted at him...in front of his WIFE.

[GailA]

And his wife, my sis is very attractive. I did not get the same genes as my sis did. She turns heads at 52, taken last year.

[Alex in chains]

FYI, Seinfeld was the most popular comedy show in history for a reason.

[PghBaldy]

It’s from a Seinfeld episode -

[Gay State Conservative]

To post a petition on “We the People,” petition filers must be 13 or older, no “obscene, vulgar, or lewd material” is allowed...

Nothing lewd,eh? Aren't Republicans routinely referred to as "teabaggers" by the likes of Chrissy Matthews? I think it would be a hoot if someone posted a petition calling for the outlawing of the Republican Party because of their destructive habit of constantly "teabagging".

[jsanders2001]

Yep. Gays are attracted to testivles just as much as straight men are attracted to big breasticles...: )

[jsanders2001]

She looks good for any age but for 52, outstanding. I’m guessing she works out and eats right.

[Irenic]

The WH petition site is such a foolish joke.

[Salamander]

“and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women”

Uh....whut?

[mdmathis6]

To use that logic, then everybody should be banned from driving because all folks with differing sexual persuasions will be attracted to that which attracts them and therefore may cause distractions which then cause accidents!

[sten]

homos should be banned from driving anywhere within 2 miles of:

• elementary schools
• junior high schools
• high schools
• churches
• supermarkets
• boy scout meetings
• cub scout meetings

etc

it's for public safety.

[sten]

it’s actually meant to forward the notion that the POTUS is royalty and you would be petitioning the king

[ThomasMore]

[ThomasMore]

If this same crap was directed at faggots, we would be labeled homophobes, bigots, and heterofascists. Oh wait...we already are.

[old curmudgeon]

Mooslim!