Mary was betrothed to a French dolphin
Was he faster than lightning?
“Take this, Mary Queen of Scots!”
oh but of course
They called him “Flipper” Flipper King of the Sea.
For a Dauphin of France, he was uh, one slippery character.
D’Anjou was a perv and homo and Alencon was just ugly. Poor Eliz. Rex. I.