Posted on 07/06/2013 12:00:33 AM PDT by nickcarraway
my eyes hurt just thinking about it..
Evidence so that readers can judge for themselves.
Looks fine to me!
Not guilty.
not bad. definitely on the “black thin” side.
She probably has some hefty stretch marks and it freaked out those young girls.
Step into my office, madam, have a seat on the couch. I’ll
be back in a moment with my micrometer. Oh, help your-
self to a glass of champagne. The bottle is in the icebox.
"Loooooking Goooood !!!"
Me and Laz..., we’d hit it....
Uh....separately?
Was Crack Involved?
Again, Nick, there’s ZERO new under the (summer) sun ...
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she’s gonna do
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl’s turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn’t any more
Probably guilty - further investigation back at my trailer may overturn that decision!
Bad plastic surgery at the very least.
I’ll vote not guilty.
Oh, polyphobic, much...?
This was a tricky job, a job that could be handled by only one company: the Lazamataz 24/7 Escort Service for Women with Small Bikinis. Their motto: "No Bikini Too Small!"
Nasty.
Every guy on the internet dates or is married to an 18-25 year old super model.
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