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1 posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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OK so I’m a lesbian now step aside.


2 posted on 07/09/2013 5:02:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Do you have to have one of those signs on your rear view mirror to use lesbian parking?


3 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Will we wear blue, grey or some other color uniform this time?


4 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:47 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking?


5 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:29 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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Do not click the link- there is an image of the lovely lady... You have been warned


6 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:46 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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I d a said FU and stood bye to wait for the result and if it was violent filmed and called 911 and prepared to stand my ground.Send some more work Omaras way


7 posted on 07/09/2013 5:06:59 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!"

Sounds familiar.

Does anybody remember the punchline?

11 posted on 07/09/2013 5:08:51 PM PDT by x
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12 posted on 07/09/2013 5:09:15 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Heterophobe!

This is a HATE CRIME and the carpet muncher needs to be warehoused for about 5 years at least.

These queers need to be brought to heal.


13 posted on 07/09/2013 5:10:15 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslymz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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I'd imagine lesbians are somewhat more proficient at parking than females as a whole. But, having known a few, as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills.
15 posted on 07/09/2013 5:13:58 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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17 posted on 07/09/2013 5:16:32 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Some more of them “true colors” coming through.


19 posted on 07/09/2013 5:20:31 PM PDT by gfbtbb (Ladies and Gentlemen, we are on our own.)
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20 posted on 07/09/2013 5:23:42 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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The gaystapo seriously need a good a ass-kicking


22 posted on 07/09/2013 5:25:23 PM PDT by Viennacon
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So 2 women about same age alone at the beach she IDed as non-lesbo how?


23 posted on 07/09/2013 5:26:13 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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-——The deputy wasn’t buying her excuse after finding the cocktail glass and charged her with Throwing a Deadly Missile before parking her butt in the pokey.-——

In Florida that is a felony charge....

Will not divulge how I know that....: )


24 posted on 07/09/2013 5:27:28 PM PDT by JZoback
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BTW, thy must’ve been some cocktail glasss. Or real weak auto glass.


25 posted on 07/09/2013 5:27:58 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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Who would win in a race between Santa Claus, a happy lesbian, the Easter Bunny, and a toddler?

The toddler, the other 3 are fictional characters.


26 posted on 07/09/2013 5:28:58 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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Apparently “marriage equality” has not resulted in the expected degree of happiness. We should have warned them.


28 posted on 07/09/2013 5:30:54 PM PDT by 1-Eagle (B.Franklin: "A Republic...if you can keep it." Let us all resolve to be Keepers!)
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How did she know they’re not lesbian? Were their lips too full or something?


31 posted on 07/09/2013 5:33:56 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
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