[wideawake]

King James Bible
Federalist Papers
Shakespeare
Dante's Divine Comedy
Homer's Odyssey
The Roman Catechism
Machiavelli's Discourses (far better than The Prince)
Ulysses S. Grant's Memoirs
Augustine's Confessions
Bonaventure's Breviloquium
Fowler's King's English
Newman's Apologia
Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics
Caesar's Gallic Wars
Montaigne's Essays
Waugh's Edmund Campion
O'Connor's Wiseblood
Wittgenstein's Investigations
Blanchot's Literary Space
Barzun's Dawn to Decadence

[Borges]

Crap. All of it.

Just kidding. :)