[SamAdams76]

Since we now have a complaint thread, I would like to register my disapproval of the process to obtain midgets (small people) to perform for my niece's birthday party. It seems that there is a bureaucratic process that involved much paperwork as well as a town meeting, in which I am subject to boos and catcalls.

All I really wanted to do was have a couple of midgets (small people) come dashing into the backyard on small ponies, clad in medieval armor, in which they will playfully fence with each other in some sort of "joust."

Why midgets (small people)? Because for my 11-year-old niece, I'm thinking full size people doing this would be too scary (and perhaps more expensive as well).

[Vermont Lt]

Posting something like this might result in a group of protesting midgets outside your premises.

If that happens, will you call me? I would like to come video tape it.

[BushCountry]

You should get a pair of midgets, one female and one male. Wooden armor with one riding and pig and the other a large dog.