[KneelBeforeZod]

[goron]

...on a planet far, far away there live intelligent Cows who walk upright and read the daily news while munching on human meat. Humans who walk on all fours in the fields the cows prepare, treating them Cowmanely until the day of slaughter when the humans are cowmanely killed with a spike to the head, drained of their blood, quartered on a band saw, and hung upside down by hooks in a 33 degree cooler until they are sold at cowmane markets for bovine consumption.

The lucky humans are large breasted females, kept in fields and milked daily for their milk.