“Dad, Mom, I’d like you to meet my fiancée, her name is Ming and she comes from the Shanghai area...”
“That’s nice, dear. She’s very attractive”.
“She used to work as an exotic dancer and a prostitute. Then she worked as a card dealer in a Macao casino, before becoming an assassin for the Triad.”
“My, what an interesting life you’ve had.”
“Now that she can apply to become a US citizen, she is hoping to find work as a Democrat campaign staffer.”
“YOU! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT TRASH IN HERE! WE HAVE NO SON!!”
Reminds me of the guy who brought his girlfriend home, law student, sweet nature, beautiful, spoke five language and Nigerian.
His mom was talking on the phone to her friend and said worriedly, "But we have never had any of those people in the family before!"
Long pause.
"Well I guess. I mean there have to be a some honest lawyers around."