“excuse me while I air this out”
I am amazed that he didn’t add, cause I was smokin some weed.
or “eh, got me on the way down”
I guess he figured the “I had to pee” excuse wasn’t going to cut it.
When I was 17 I was cruising down the interstate in a Ford Torino at about 110. I slowed down to exit and saw a state trooper in my mirror. I pulled over and his 427 Chevy was overheated and smoking like hell. He said it took him more than five miles to catch me. He was actually nice to me and gave me a ticket for doing 90 in a 70.