Man goes to busy doctor, and says “Doc, I’ve got this terrible cold, what can I do?”
Doctor is annoyed but jots down his prescription and hands it to the guy.
It reads: “Drink 8 ounces orange juice and warm bath nightly for seven days. Call.”
A week later the man calls. Doctor asks, “Have you been following my prescription?”
Man says, “I can’t do it.”
“Why’s that?”
“Drinking the juice isn’t a problem but drinking that warm bath is just too much.”
I went to a Japanese doctor once. After a complete physical, I asked him if I was healthy.
“So sorry. You have a bad case of zactlies!”
Zactlies?? I asked. What are the zatlies?
You face look zactly like your bum!, he replied.