[BlueMondaySkipper]

So now whenever anyone says to me "have I ever shown you where the monkey bit me?" I have a great comeback.

You mean to tell me that someone has actually said to you "have I ever shown you where the monkey bit me?"???

I must hang out with the wrong crowd, lol.

[Gay State Conservative]

You mean to tell me that someone has actually said to you "have I ever shown you where the monkey bit me?"???

That's a fairly common expression around my way.It can mean "no way,Jose" or "you're full of bleep",etc.It's an insult (as you've probably figured out).