Posted on 08/29/2013 4:57:27 PM PDT by dennisw
Uh, those bikes are gonna be useless on rain & snow days.
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It is never going to rain or snow in Iowa again. GLOBAL WARMING, duh.
But — Riding bikes will stop global warming which will, in turn, bring back the rain and snow. What a conundrum.
Hooray! These kids will save the planet from a nonexistent problem!
Next up, fire all the beets into outer-space to prevent leprechauns from taking over!
Crawling. I think crawling is the only way to keep the Earth In Balance.
I have no problem with bikes. I simply stated “carbon footprint” was a stupid term.
yay!
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