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Well, if they do maybe they can also make my toaster work better.......I swear you could add three rooms to your house before the damned thing could make toast.


13 posted on 09/15/2013 6:00:02 PM PDT by svcw (Stand or die)
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To: svcw
Well, if they do maybe they can also make my toaster work better.......I swear you could add three rooms to your house before the damned thing could make toast.

plug it in....

26 posted on 09/15/2013 6:45:25 PM PDT by terycarl
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Well, if they do maybe they can also make my toaster work better.......I swear you could add three rooms to your house before the damned thing could make toast.

Mine too, until I found the "toast" button on the front.

It fooled me because when I pushed down the bread, a light came on, the heaters came on, the toaster got hot, and, eventually, after a long time, I got toast. So, being completely stupid, I figured that the toaster was toasting.

I was a fool.

No, the way my toaster was designed, after all that stuf starts, then I have to pick one of four almost identical buttons with little symbols on them to actually start toasting the bread so as to finish the toasting within, say, a week.

That's right, unbenownst to me, I had actually bought a Crock-Toaster. A toaster designed to be started on your way out the door in the morning, so that when you get home at night - ding! - you have fresh, hot toast ready for you.

/rant

27 posted on 09/15/2013 6:52:59 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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