Posted on 09/25/2013 1:55:16 PM PDT by Morgana
What If You Found This Guy Crawling Into Your House? video only
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Your cranky dobies would like this real story.
One day when my husband was younger, came home and found a broken window and blood all over the floor near the back door of the house. Puzzled, he just cleaned it up. He presumed it was his brother’s because their two dogs, shepherd/wolf hybrids, didn’t like him after he came home from Nam.
A few months later there was a phone call from a cop. This is what really happened. A burglar broke the window next to the back door. Saw the dogs, but they didn’t bark or do anything. He unlocked the back door, and still the dogs did nothing. He opened the back door and stepped in. Once inside, the bigger dog - the male - went for the neck, and female went for the legs and started to pull him into the house. The burglar told the cops he was lucky to get out alive. The cop said that those dogs were the kind to have! These wolf hybrids did work together. he never had such good dogs again.
Why would the police wait a few months to tell him that a burglar broke into his house? And if he thought the blood was from his brother, why couldn’t he call him and verify?
>> I just got me a new chainsaw ....
Size?
The stagecoach only picks up the mail once or twice a month in those parts and then they get picked up by the locomotive and sent to a central clearance area a few hunered miles up yonder... then they sort those out and mail is put on the steamship down the Mississippi, a mite slow but faster than walking....
wait what was the question again?
That is an excellent story.
I’ve had Dobes who did the same thing.
If they spot you outside the property line, they will bark to run you off.
If they discover you *inside* the property line, they run silent and just suddenly “surprise” you.
They take the same ‘head and heel’ approach.
My great-uncle had two little nondescript curs that I kept my Dobes away from.
The bitch would would wiggle her butt in their faces while the male circled around behind.
Once in position, the male would try to hamstring them while the bitch suddenly stopped flirting and went for the throat.
Together, they couldn’t have weighed more than 20 pounds.
I had to begrudgingly respect those two little mutts.
:)
Richard Pryor did an hysterically funny monologue about a Dobermann who cheerfully let burglars in...but wouldn’t let them back out.
The cops had caught the gang that he was with a couple mounths later and he told them the story of what happened. The cop who thought it was a great story, called the house and told my husband. As for the brother, he was a roamer and was never around to get in contact with.
Big enough to make pork chops out of anyone crawling through my window!
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