War Plan Red: The U.S. Plan to Invade Canada

Neatorama.com ^ | 30SEP2013 | Miss Cellania

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh fortheloveofmike!

We have plans to invade every country in the world. There are two reason for that. The first is that you never know when you will need such a plan. The second is that it is very good training for young officers.

[Fungi]

Good idea but it will never happen. This has been floated before. With Quebec wanting to secede, we could have the Maritime provinces or the western provinces of BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba, Ontario would be left to call itself “Canada” with the Northwest terreitories and Inuit country. It will never happen unless the Party Quebecois has a resurgence and tries to rebel again.

[Slings and Arrows]

The punishment for taking Quebec would be taking Quebec.

[Vendome]

Paint it?

[FreedomStar3028]

They can send all the good looking and clean ones to my door, I will gladly take good care of them all. I will need short naps in between visits.

Ohhhh you’re talking about the animal....nevermind.

[re_nortex]

President Warren Harding wrongly has a bad reputation. He was a good man, sparing us from the disaster of James Cox, whose offspring own a far-left media conglomerate. And, best of all, one of the two truly great presidents of the 20th Century, Calvin Coolidge, was his VP.

[Cronos]

A War department has to plan for every possible eventuality, no matter how improbable.

[Secret Agent Man]

ah, the cola wars....

[NonValueAdded]

[SeminoleCounty]

Kinda hard for me to rag on Quebec since we have many parts of Florida where folks refuse to speak English

[Chainmail]

As we say in the Marine Corps, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet”. (Gen James Mattis)

[Former Proud Canadian]

Warplan Red 2013.1: Invade Canada. Raid Port Dover. Pray for retaliation equal to the one in 1814.

Umm, a poverty stricken former coaling station and fishing village. Occupation by US troops would be greeted as a fantastic commercial opportunity.

Warplan Red 2013.2: Invade Canada. Conquer Canada. As part of the terms of surrender force them to move US/Canadian border in the Windsor, Ontario area ten miles northward and westward.

Thanks, but no thanks. Only one murder in Windsor in the last 3 years. How many in Detroit? We are a little busy building the new bridge and the highway approaches to same.

[M Kehoe]

Ping.

;^)

5.56mm

[Gay State Conservative]

I've been in favor of invasion for years.The first thing we do is seize “La Centre Bell”,round up the entire Canadien’s roster and send them to re-education camps.Next,we seize all pork processing facilities and teach them how to make *real* bacon.

[Gay State Conservative]

I defy the wicked Canadian hordes to burn Seattle to the ground!!

And then they can move on to Boston...but they've gotta give me three hours notice so I can clear out.

Oh, yeah, and Wayne Gretzky was a SISSY!

And Celine Dieon is as ugly as sin.But actually she was drop dead gorgeous before she had all that plastic surgery.Probably had it done in a Canadian hospital!

[Squawk 8888]

To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!