LOL, I can even do that now, but...if it gets on me, it is immediate death with prejudice.
That said, I prefer to let them escape OUTSIDE my house. They can live in the house for all I care, but if the damn thing walks on me, I have to hunt it down and kill it.
Had a female employee arrive late for work one day. Her excuse?
“I had a cop following me, so I had to pull into a parking lot to put on my makeup.”
I kid you not.