Al Gore... getting married again.
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To: nickcarraway
Oh, what a lovely tree-Bride she is!
29 posted on
11/15/2013 11:41:42 AM PST by
avenir
(I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
To: nickcarraway
30 posted on
11/15/2013 11:42:11 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: nickcarraway
Soy un lumberjacko
Y estoy bien
Trabajo toda dia
Y a la notche tengo wood!
31 posted on
11/15/2013 11:42:23 AM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: nickcarraway
Well, he pined for her long enough.
32 posted on
11/15/2013 11:43:05 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: nickcarraway
He`d better bring tweezers on his honeymoon. And lube.
To: Slings and Arrows
35 posted on
11/15/2013 11:44:54 AM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: nickcarraway
i hope he checked under the dress to make sure the “bride” didn’t have nuts underneath.
36 posted on
11/15/2013 11:46:46 AM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: nickcarraway
I knew someone named Richard Torres, a naturalized US citizen who was born in Peru. He was killed in Iraq on Oct. 6, 2003, while serving in the US Army.
Much better person than this nitwit.
To: nickcarraway
Gives Joyce Kilmer’s “Trees” a whole new meaning......
Ardor for the arbor.
38 posted on
11/15/2013 11:50:40 AM PST by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: nickcarraway
No, this is another treehugger. I think.
He may not even have spiked it yet.
39 posted on
11/15/2013 11:51:02 AM PST by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
To: nickcarraway
I'm am very happy to know that the US has NOT cornered the market on wackos.
40 posted on
11/15/2013 11:52:45 AM PST by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
A tree bride is guaranteed to knot leaf you at the altar.
42 posted on
11/15/2013 11:54:02 AM PST by
Third Person
(Welcome to Gaymerica.)
To: nickcarraway
YOUR HONOR: And your cause for divorce?
TREEBEARD: Alienation of affection.
YOUR HONOR: How can a tree alienate her affections?
TREEBEARD: She`s having an affair with a woodpecker.
To: nickcarraway
Once the honeymoon is over she'll be board.
46 posted on
11/15/2013 11:56:07 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: nickcarraway
It would go against the grain for him to say he is feeling chipper.
To: nickcarraway
She probably fibbed about how many rings she has.
48 posted on
11/15/2013 12:00:04 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: nickcarraway
Tree to new husband....”Got Wood?”
49 posted on
11/15/2013 12:00:04 PM PST by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
To: NYer; Salvation
H’mmm, I don’t remember seeing this being endorsed in the Bible.
52 posted on
11/15/2013 12:01:30 PM PST by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: nickcarraway
Okay we have same sex, bisexual, heterosexual, marriage so now what the hell is THIS portion of society called?
Asexual marriage, well rooted sexual marriage, branched out marriage, half barked marriage and who performed the ceremony Woody Woodpecker??
53 posted on
11/15/2013 12:05:41 PM PST by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
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