[Excellence]

(10i) If accosted by a strange black in the street, smile and say something polite but keep moving.

I act like a deranged old lady ready to use her walker as a lethal weapon. So far, so good.

[Utilizer]

I act like a deranged old lady ready to use her walker as a lethal weapon.

By a strange coincidence, so do I.

However, perhaps the fact that I am neither an old lady or possess any visible walker is what makes most people cross the street before passing by Me.

That and the well-practiced Helen Reddy impersonation. Somtimes with a mask. (plants tongue firmly in cheek)

Oh, speaking of which: I sent an anonymous letter to kathpeen si-libelous containing a clear sandwich bag and a short note reading simply: "Here is your Halloween mask. Use lots of clear tape." Hope she enjoyed it... *grin*