Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971
Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
He’s been teleporting again, dear.
They don’t even bother teleporting around here.
They just walk through the walls.
Actually, I think it helped that she was right handed just like I was because otherwise she might have agreed with Miss Newlove...
Still would have loved to sit in on her 'discussion' with Miss Newlove... ;-)
There could be no possible translation.
Ummm... you're correct, er, right. I once was asked to speak to a Spanish congregation and somewhere in there managed to include the play on the English wording right as in opposite of left and right as in correct. Hadn't warned the translatorperson. That play on words doesn't work too well in Spanish.. ;-)
Where's Johnny when you need him... ;-)
Wow! I thought Fred was bad.
How many cats do you have in your abode?
Miss Newlove sounds like the kind of teacher who’s a hottie that Laz would hit. No?
ShopRite...
All I know is that if you swap the sacremental wine for green persimmon wine, everybody whistles the Doxology.
/johnny
It was Gloria Patri where I grew up, but we were Yankees. And Strange. Like Persimmons.
None in my part of it.
My son-in-law likes cats, and I think he has five in the basement apartment. At least one of them has learned how to get through the barriers which constitute some renovations we're doing.
Thanks Face... And to you too...
Yesterday with my In-laws was fantastic. Great meal, good conversation, and the kids were angels.
Today with my side, my Nephew shot my Son in the eyelid with a “jelly” pellet gun, denied he did it despite witnesses, my drunk a$$ Sister laid into me over calling him on his lie, and my Dad escalated the argument to a point where I packed up the Wife and kids and left...
There’s a reason I didn’t talk to my parents for 7 years...
I wish I was still in Texas.
Back to work tomorrow for some peace and quiet...
Honestly I couldn't tell you. I mean, it was FIRST grade. What did I know about hotties? I just thought she was old. Which compared to me, she was.
I'm also thinking that Laz probably wasn't born yet back then, so the question is moot. But I'll add a further disclaimer.. IF Miss Newlove is still alive today, I seriously doubt that Laz is into nonagenarians... ;-)
Don't even to make the wine, the green persimmon will do it with no further processing!
Let’s see. Isn’t it derecha (right) and esquerda (left)? Again, high school nuns from Spain.
Their habits were the scariest of them all. I’ve seen napkins folded the same way as their headdress.
Your mum probably told the nun she was antisinister in a biased way.
Now, does that make any sense at all to you?
Fred, the only object on Earth to simultaneously win and fail the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
I blocked a door once, just to see something.
Mimi cat had charged into a room, only one door and no other way out.
I’m standing in the door, room is quiet, empty.
There’s nothing in there.
The cat didn’t go past me, yet here she is strolling up behind me with that look of Ultimate Feline Smug™ on her face.
Almost as messed up as the one “Bulletstorm” commercial a couple years back.
Of course.
Did I mention that Mom was also a teacher... English, Latin, and French, and a bunch of other stuff.. (Biology, Geology, Library Science that I remember. She never went for a Masters. When the school needed a teacher for a subject, Mom would go 'back' to college and take the necessary hours to qualify to teach that subject. She has her Bachelors plus a bazillion additional hours. I asked her once why she never went for the Masters since she certainly had accumulated enough hours to do so. She said she made more money being qualified to teach all those subjects where with a Masters you had to 'specialize'.. Or some such logic like that.)
Your mum probably told the nun she was antisinister
I kind of like being right handed in a sinister fashon. :-)Actually, I think she just gave Miss Newlove her 'schoolmarm' stare.. ;-)
What’s the fun in that?
No epic squirrel battles, no burr sticks, no soul!
If that word meant what it sorta looks like it means, if you squinch your eyes and tilt your head sideways ... a person who doesn't age ... I could understand having an interest in such a person.
In real life, of course, most nonagenarians really don't age much more.
“It is NOT a couch, it is a davenport!”
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