It's Christmas.
Where are those Earthshattering comet fragments?
Anyone checked lately to see what that Nibiru believing heretic is blathering about now? Any more doctored pleiadean pictures being foisted off as Ison? Maybe he's discovered a new threat from his aliens in New Mexico?
Sure is boring now..
But hey, look... I found Ison!!
And as December 29 draws to a close we’re still waiting..