“*Ahem* Don’t believe I’d a told that, son.”
Not realizing she was a hooker, I thought it was a newlywed couple, as they were so active five times a night. So, I said to the maid on Sunday, “Wow, I’d love to meet the newlywed couple.” The maid said, “Newlyweds! Oh, no, she be a workin’ woman.”