About the only thing you left out was how to install Linux on a Mac..
That ought to do it.
;-)
Close.
“What else do we need to make this thread complete?”
Wait for it.
A woman ransacked her husband’s office, hit him in the face with a vase and threw a set of keys at his head because he found religion and wanted her to stop drinking, sheriff’s deputies say.
The 41-year-old woman is charged with misdemeanor domestic battery.
Her husband said she erupted at their insurance business, “creating a verbal scene in front of employees before ransacking the office,” according to her arrest report.
He said she hit him with a red vase, breaking his glasses. Then, when he asked her to leave and give him her keys to the business, she threw them at him, an employee said.
A deputy decided she was intoxicated after he went to her home, smelled her breath and interviewed her. She said her husband had “found religion” and was “acting the man” because he didn’t like her drinking.
When asked how he got the injuries on his head, she said, “I don’t understand what you’re saying” over and over again, a deputy wrote. Then she was arrested.
Circle Flies
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, Sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect
for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse’s ass.”
“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.”
I already have Ubuntu on my Mac.....