I love football, but I don’t enjoy watching the NFL. I’m not sure how much of it has to do with what you mentioned. I’m sure it’s a factor, but the games are just boring. Get the ball on the 30, drive 40 yards, kick a fg, Viagra commercials, kick off, Viagra commercials, 3 and out, punt, Viagra commercials. Mix in a bunch of replays and targeting penalties, and I’m ready for my between services nap. I couldn’t imagine sitting in the cold for it.
Don’t forget the untested rampant and ridiculous HGH use that allows super fast 300+lb behemoths to train and recover like Wolverine during the course of a season playing against other 300+lb behemoths. Also 300+lb behemoths performing fruity gyrating dances and chest pounding after accomplishing such amazing feats as successfully collapsing on a loose ball.
Freegards
Shhh! Don't give away Green Bay's game plan!
They're going to take this recipe for success from an 8-7-1 record all the way to The Super Bowl.
“Get the ball on the 30, drive 40 yards, kick a fg, Viagra commercials, kick off, Viagra commercials, 3 and out, punt, Viagra commercials. Mix in a bunch of replays and targeting penalties, and I’m ready for my between services nap. I couldn’t imagine sitting in the cold for it.”
I sincerely hope the Viagra commercials aren’t part of the stadium experience.
At least if you go to the game you can skip the Viagra commercials...
Someone did a study and found that in an entire 4-quarter game, there is only 6-7 minutes of real “action” of plays.
Compare that to 3 periods/60 mins of hockey where action and play is constant while clock is running.
“I love football, but I don’t enjoy watching the NFL. I’m not sure how much of it has to do with what you mentioned. I’m sure it’s a factor, but the games are just boring. Get the ball on the 30, drive 40 yards, kick a fg, Viagra commercials, kick off, Viagra commercials, 3 and out, punt, Viagra commercials. Mix in a bunch of replays and targeting penalties, and I’m ready for my between services nap. I couldn’t imagine sitting in the cold for it.”
Agreed. That’s why I pre-record almost all football games and use the FF button liberally. I skip almost everything but the actual play itself, which is well under 30 minutes.