Posted on 01/11/2014 8:01:41 AM PST by Second Amendment First
Old C&W song:
“Old Chunk of Coal” was written by Shaver, Billy.
I’m just an old chunk of coal
But I’m gonna be a diamond some day
I’m gonna grow and glow ‘til I’m so blue, pure perfect
I’m gonna put a smile on everybody’s face
But I’m gonna kneel and pray everyday
Lest I should become vain along the way
I’m just an old chunk of coal, now Lord
But I’m gonna be a diamond some day
I’m gonna learn the right way to talk
I’m gonna search and find a better way to walk
I’m gonna spit and polish my old rough-edged self
Until I get rid of every single flaw
I’m gonna be the world’s best friend
I’m gonna go around shakin’ everybody’s hand
I’m gonna be the cotton-pickin’ rage of the age
Yes, I’m gonna be a diamond some day
I said, “I’m just an old chunk of coal, my Lord
But I’m gonna be a diamond some day”
Who would get custody of her when you divorce wife #2?
LOL! Good one!
Perfect!
There’s maybe 10-15 kilos of carbon in a body. I’m not sure how much of that ends up in the ashes.
A BIG 5-carat diamond weighs a gram.
Its ridiculous to send all the remains for this process. I’m not sure I trust it any most than paying to “name a star”.
I’d like my ashes to be scattered on the polar ice cap, to help accelerate its melting, and to flood out coastal liberals.
did you pawn mama??!!
or pawning family members in bad times??
It’s shiny. That’s all that matters.
Beats Solient Green all ta hell....:o)
I bet Hillary Clinton has enough “ash” to make a 3 carat rock.
Sorry, but this just creeps me out on so many levels.
And it doesn’t surprise me that this is happening in Switzerland, the land of euthanasia clinics.
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