Hide the rabbit.
Posted on 01/12/2014 11:15:50 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Hah, very good!
Top 10 reasons to get a Gun over getting a Woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!!
Gold Jerry! Pure Gold!
I wuz just thinkin that too.
Here in Da Burgh, if you take out Hon, Dear, Darlin, etc, etc, from the language, you just struck the whole of Pittsburgh “dumb!”
Men and girls alike!! (I’ll get toasted for that one! lol)
At my age, I kinda like those young 20 something hotties calling me Sweetie. As in a waiteress I’ve never seen before askin me: An what can I get for you today Sweetie (or Hon)?
Feminazis have done gone and effed up the whole country. Then they come here, and wail and moan about how the guys and gals here are just so “stupid.”
We may be stupid, but our town is a nicer place because of it. And I think THAT is why they bust a gut.
Here’s the mirror 10 turnoffs for guys on women:
1. Being ignored when speaking to you. Namely when the guy is talking, you just butt in and start over-talking him.
2. Always trying to out-do the guy. Like we’re in competition. We’re not.
3. Narcissism/I deserve the best of everything. Because I’m a woman. You might hear that in ads because they’re trying to get you to buy overpriced crap, but that’s not reality.
4. Preoccupation with material things. Equating love or care with material gifts. Expecting them all the time. Not doing anything like this in return.
5. Feminism. Double standards, hypocrisy. Wanting to be “equals” only when it suits you.
6. Expecting the guy to be the primary provider AND help you out taking care of the kids.
7. Paying too much attention to everyone else but your guy, their opinions and views having more weight than your supposedly closest other person.
8. Acting classless.
9. Criticizing guys’ grooming habits when you’re not so fresh down there, or anywhere else.
10. Thinking you’re God’s gift to men. If you really think that, you can be certain you’re not.
“Men often convince themselves that all women are after the guys with the biggest and the best of everything. . .”
Tue enough, when we all know it is MONEY that is the biggest turn-on for women. . .
In Norway if you are up front and direct women will tell you politely, hell no, maybe or yes. When I first went to Norway I thought the women were quite cold but I was wrong. They are actually intellectually honest and not the least bit inhibited about what the want or do not want. They will tell you. It makes life much easier.
In Norway if you are up front and direct women will tell you politely, hell no, maybe or yes. When I first went to Norway I thought the women were quite cold but I was wrong. They are actually intellectually honest and not the least bit inhibited about what the want or do not want. They will tell you. It makes life much easier.
LOL { 8^ )
“Tue enough, when we all know it is MONEY that is the biggest turn-on for women”
If its good enough for Bower birds its good enough for me. :-)
Burping the alphabet. . .not a turn on. . .I am shocked I tell ‘ya!
Thank you for the laughs...
My pleasure.
Old joke
Q: “Why does the bride smile after the wedding?”
A: “She’s given her last. . . .never mind. . .”
Eau de poo poo works only if she pulls your finger and laughs.
A: “She’s given her last. . . .never mind. . .”
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Uh...I think I got it...
Is it along the line(s) of:
Q. How do you make a ______________ stop ___________?
A. Marry her.
I really don’t give a damn what women want or don’t want.
Well, one size doesn't fit all, but you are on to something there. A sense of unease sets in with some women when they are suddenly being ignored.
Hide the rabbit.
LOL - how true. Sometimes I run into other men I worked with who retired. In most cases the men look pretty good, their wives look like hell.
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