Posted on 01/14/2014 10:59:55 AM PST by silent_jonny
That was like a car alarm set to music.
Rofl!
Is that you, Simon?
You got Twerking and bobbing in the same welcome post! I think you need some sort of award! Maybe we can get you one of the Purple Hearts Jean Carré threw over the White House fence. Before he knew there was someone stupid enough to hire him there.
Great post and now I will start the results show!
And Obamacare doesn’t cover head-bob related injuries, unless they occur during Thursday night. Sebelius put that in the fine print :)
Good thing he still has his Aussie insurance.
How can JLo’s skirt be that short? How is that possible? It’s almost up to her navel.
Holy moley. As they review the work last night, and they get to Pinky, the judges and old Randy keep saying, “Lyrics aside, she did a great job....”
HOW MANY ON THIS THREAD THINK THAT IF SOMEONE SANG A SONG AGAINST GAYS, THESE SAME EXPERTS WOULD BE SAYING “LYRICS ASIDE...” *
I am a little offended.
* and I can think of a song, “Hollywood” by System of a Down, where they talk about “fags on Santa Monica boulevard.” Would anyone be allowed to sing that?
Sad. Dexter in the bottom three. That is why they gave him the good luck vid from that band before the results.
I was hoping pinky would be in the bottom three just for that song choice alone. Didn’t want her sent home but given a message from America: we aren’t cool with happy songs about shooting up a school.
Omg, is that JLo in that gif?
Oh wow, I love the one of JLo smacking the idiot Jane Fonda.
JLo’s singing outfit: skiing on top, pole on bottom.
Did everyone see that little bright red haired Puerto Rican ex Idol singing with JLo?
She should be embarrassed to lip sync on idol. A freaking singing show.
“I luh you Papi” is kinda creepy.
Now comes the ubiquitous rapper with a zillion chains and medallions, like a halloween costume.
JLo can dance. I wish she would admit that she really doesn’t sing.
Oh, I thought those girls looked familiar. All ex-idols.
Wow, and I only recognized the red one. She was the favorite of one of my sons that year.
He just didn’t finish the rest of the sentence. In full context: “Last night, the singers did NOT disappoint... those of us who were placing big money on which loser would suck the most. Keith, I believe you owe Harry a couple Benjamins.”
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious.
Oh my, now Randy has put on Iovine’s colored glasses. Next will be the backwards ball cap.
Poor meatloaf has to apologize for his peanut allergy joke. Sheesh. But pinky didn’t have to do squat about joyfully singing about shooting up a school by a kid.
Ugh. My love for Harry diminishes a teense as I listen to this band he thought was awesome. He is a musician and smart. Therefore he has been proven a liar.
I’ve got a Royal Toothache.
I’m eating smashed brownies. Why smashed, you might ask. Because I cooked them in a non-non-stick square cupcakes pan, and even greasing the squares didn’t help. I couldn’t get any out intact. Nobody’s looking and they make a great midnight snack.
Why a square cupcake pan? For my son’s last birthday when I made hi minecraft cupcakes. Now I think I will gift this pan to another 10 year old boy’s mom.
I don’t want to see some chick singing about her hoo-hoo for any length of time. EEK!
You just made it worse. I had no idea she was singing about her hoo hoo.
Recaps for these three - they should all be in the bottom three. Yet there is only one urinal left. Even randy called MK a train wreck. They all were.
Hunter Hayes, who I don’t know, is thrilled and honored that CJ warbled his song completely off key.
Sam and MK left on stage. One will be in the bottom three. Sam’s head is hanging so very low. You can see his thought bubble: “how can I win? She’s a LESBIAN.”
Aw poop while MK sings for her life. JLo is crying and they are conferring and nodding like mad. They are going to save her I bet. Sux. The gay save.
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