[silent_jonny]

20 minutes into the show, they're still promoting the judges.

Jlo: I missed the singers, I missed the talent, I missed the steady paycheck of 17.5 million dollars!

[MagUSNRET]

I want the sob story to be....”IM an unwed obammy voter and I dont got me no Obammy phone or no Obammy care, so I gots ta sing or sumpin cuz workin just aint my gig”
Hell, at least that story would be honest LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yaelle]

Jlo: I missed the singers, I missed the talent, I missed the steady paycheck of 17.5 million dollars!

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Omgosh! And I missed this hilarity!!