I have that feeling too. Ken had the most likely scenario. A fight in a nightclub--possibly a strip club, tipping the dancers with some borrowed Caleb money. Some drunk recognizes DoubleLoaf and yells out "Caleb sucks!" We hear about the rest on the morning news.
Was just singing Quarter After One: The is the FUNNIEST video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPWf_uOEoSM