Amen to your #33. The young-earth theory is broken, and cannot be fixed.
not exactly...
Fountains of the Deep - the Flood of Noah; Earthquakes; 2 video series by Pastor Kevin Lea of Port Orchard Calvary Church in Port Orchard, OR [available on youtube videos] http://www.youtube.com/user/CalvaryChurchPO#p/c/11/XXQKSv5o_Po
Seeing as how you refuse to take the time to read.