Tom Sizemore admits to making up story about affair between Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton

New York Daily News ^ | February 6, 2014 | Cristina Everett and Rachel Maresca

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Didn’t her husband/boyfriend/fiancé have problems with transvestite hookers? Looks aren’t everything.

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This story has not been properly analyzed IMO. The following data strongly suggests that Sizemore is now falling on his sword to cover for Clinton and Hurley. Consider:

Sizemore in December 2011 signed with Atria Books to write a book scheduled to be published in 2013. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Some-Miracle-Made-Out-There/dp/1451681674

Sizemore’s book, “By Some Miracle I Made It Out Of There: A Memoir” was published April 25, 2013. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Some-Miracle-Made-Out-There/dp/1451681674

That same year, Sizemore hired Polimedia LLC and Charles Lago became his manager. http://www.studiosystemnews.com/rep-moves-recap-wme-paradigm-uta-gersh-3-arts-gotham-group-circle-of-confusion/

In February 2014, Radaronline reports that a tape was recorded in January 2014 on which Sizemore boasts to two pals about how he arranged the first rendezvous between Bill Clinton and Elizabeth Hurley.

Sizemore describes in some detail on the tape how, during a visit to the White House for a private screening of Saving Private Ryan, Bill Clinton asked him for Elizabeth Hurley’s telephone number and that he witnessed Clinton call and speak with Hurley which, Sizemore says, was the beginning of a tryst between Clinton and Hurley.

Sizemore is on tape saying, “This is a true story. . . . I’m not bullshi**ing you. I couldn’t put this in the book because my manager knows the woman who didn’t talk [Susan McDougal]. He’s friends with Susan McDougal. He asked Susan McDougal if I could put that in the book and she just laughed.” http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/02/hurleys-ex-lover-caught-on-bombshell-audio-recording-revealing-ex-prezs-white-house-sex-romps-behind-wife-hillarys-back/

Sizemore now claims the story on tape is the rambling of a drug addict and therefore untrue.

This according to the press: “‘I've never met former President Clinton, I've never known him to know Ms. Hurley,’ the actor said as he sat alongside his manager, Charles Lago, onscreen. ‘I'm not denying that I said these things . . . . I don't remember saying these things.’ ‘My perceptions were not the greatest,’ he added about his drug-addled days, from which he claims the tape was recorded. Clean since May 2009, Sizemore said he continues to take drug tests frequently and has yet to fail one during his sobriety.” http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/elizabeth-hurley-slams-bill-clinton-affair-rumors-article-1.1602983#ixzz2sfFj9R8K

If Sizemore is correct that the tape was made during his drug-addled days and that he's been clean since 2009, the tape had to have been recorded sometime before 2010, a full year before he signed with Atria to write a book and more than a year before Lago became his manager. But notice that Sizemore on tape says in the past tense, "I couldn’t put this in the book." Either Sizemore was extraordinarily clairvoyant in his drug-addled state before 2010 or the tape was made sometime after his book was published in 2012.

But wait, it gets better. Either Sizemore was also extraordinarily clairvoyant in his drug-addled state before 2010 to predict that Charles Lago, who did not become his manager in 2012, would become his manager and that Lago knew Susan McDougal, or the tape was made sometime after Lago became Sizemore's manager in 2012.

Sizemore's denials, by the way, have a Clinton-esque ring to them. Notice for example he says "former President Clinton," when he's quoted as saying "I've never met former President Clinton." In the Clinton world of "It depends on what the definition of is is," the term "former President Clinton" is different from "President Clinton." Meeting President Clinton at the White House is different from meeting former President Clinton.

Also, Sizemore's quoted statement that, "My perceptions were not the greatest," should not be considered tantamount to a denial by Sizemore that he never witnessed seeing Elizabeth Hurley at the White House after Bill Clinton called and talked with Hurley in Sizemore's presence.

Finally, what could possibly be out there to suggest that Lago knows Susan McDougal? Here's something:

“Charles Lago a native of Great Britain, had a successful career in law enforcement before settling in the United States in the early nineties. . . . In 2002 Charles founded Authors On Tour, a full service author pr company. He personally organized events for authors such as Arianna Huffington, former Presidential Speech-Writer David Frum, Mariel Hemmingway, Heidi Fliess, and Susan McDougal.” http://www.lambdaarchives.us/biographies/charles_lago.htm

Perhaps Sizemore sometime soon will star as Vince Foster in a documentary about selling nuclear secrets to the Israelis. In the meantime, he seems to be scrambling to avoid ending up in Fort Marcy Park, and who can blame him. Still, it's fun to deconstruct such a pathetic and juvenile denial that the tape was made in his drug-addled days. That claim is demonstrably false, just as his other more recent claims are as well, I suspect.