Bottom of the website:
“This site is a satire of the current state of Law Enforcement, Fire Fighting and Emergency Medical work. Stories posted here are not real and you should not assume them to have any basis in any real fact.”
Pretty sad when it’s hard to tell satire from truth.
The first ones to DIE!
A good hoax is always based on a partial truth. LEOs often have the mindset that they personally *need* better and more powerful firepower.
And it does not take a “rocket surgeon” to figure out that this registration scheme is nothing but a confiscation scheme. So, while LEOs generally do want to obey the law, like everyone else, they are far less likely to obey stupid laws that can hurt them.
So, bottom line: yes, LEOs likely have a LOT of such weapons, and are also not likely to register them, especially if they can avoid doing so. For example, I can imagine a lot of them having caches with friends just across the state borders. Having your gun an hour drive away is far better than not having one at all.