[Olog-hai]

Came out in 2005, starring Ving Rhames. Not sure if it even made one season before being canceled; apparently lasted ten episodes.

They are now trying to make a Kojak movie with Vin Diesel in the title role.

[Chode]

Ving??? please... Vin might be able to pull it of

[Viking2002]

Actually, Vin Diesel is probably about the only one in Hollyweird who'd have big enough ballage to fill Telly's fedora. Same acting range, same screen presence.......OK, I actually could see that. Now, who could we get to play Stavros?