Is the virginal reward scaled-back when you darwinize yourself?
Imagine his surprise when he discovers it is 72 Virginians.
I think if you only take yourself out YOU become a virgin.
Your anti-Religion-of-Peace sarcastic attitude just burns me up! As an expert in Muslim theology let me reassure you that he will receive at least one trained nurse-practitioner (non-virgin and on the plain side) who will massage him with aloe vera for all eternity. He fluxed-up, OK? That doesn't mean he wasn't trying. Instead of GA Tech, he maybe shoulda gone to MIT.
So it is written, O infidel, by Muhammed (May Peace Be Upon Him) Messenger of Allah the All Wise and All Merciful.