Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Kobe Bryant Promotes Obamacare, Says Obama Could Make Lakers Roster
Breitbart Sports ^ | Mar 20, 2014 | staff

Posted on 03/20/2014 11:06:24 AM PDT by bkopto

On The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday, Kobe Bryant said he thought the Lakers were so bad this year that even President Barack Obama could play for them.

Seriously.

Bryant, who is recovering from multiple injuries, said he got a call from the White House's chief of staff to help the White House promote Obamacare and pitched the Healthcare.gov website while reminding Patrick's listeners that they had until March 31 to sign up. When asked if Obama could play for the struggling Lakers, Bryant replied, "Yes, he could, actually."

"I'm not dissing the current roster that we have," he continued before saying that his comments were more of a "sign of respect" for Obama's basketball skills. Patrick compared Obama to Derek Fisher while Bryant said Obama was a left-handed version of the diminutive Michael Adams before settling on Nate "Tiny" Archibald.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: abortion; deathpanels; democratcare; donkeycare; jackasscare; obamacare; zerocare
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-56 last
To: dfwgator

His knees would have never held up to the grind and punishment that would have been thrown at him in soccer.


41 posted on 03/20/2014 12:14:03 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator
Bet Putin would beat him one-on-one.

Ouch. That one's gonna leave a mark.

42 posted on 03/20/2014 12:15:43 PM PDT by McGruff (They say the first casualty of war is truth)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

His sinuses are gonna need an enema after that one.....


43 posted on 03/20/2014 12:23:02 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

I’m just surprised that the NBA and NFL haven’t given Obama championship rings every years since he was elected.

This stuff is NK funny.


44 posted on 03/20/2014 12:25:35 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

Putin just beat the sh-t out of Obama over Crimea.Basketball would be even worse.


45 posted on 03/20/2014 12:26:35 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: bkopto
KOBE BRYANT SAYS OBAMA COULD MAKE LAKERS ROSTER

I didn't know that fluffer was a position on NBA teams.

46 posted on 03/20/2014 12:31:03 PM PDT by metalurgist ( Want your country back? It'll take guns and rope. Marxists won't give up peaceably.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Farmer Dean

I guess basketball is an easy game if ooga booga can make the Lakers. He couldn’t make the laker girls says paula abdul.


47 posted on 03/20/2014 12:33:38 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

What was O’s average in high school? No one has ever said.


48 posted on 03/20/2014 12:55:19 PM PDT by Henri Gaudier-Brzeska
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Kobe, it’s coming out of your ears....unless you are referring to the cheerleading or water boy squads. Bob


49 posted on 03/20/2014 1:04:16 PM PDT by alstewartfan (Two broken Tigers on fire in the night Flicker their souls to the wind. From RTMoscow by Al Stewart)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Kobe, you appear stupid with flattery such as that. BO made 2 out of 22 shots last year when showing off to some kids....embarrassing....and you think he can make the Lakers???


50 posted on 03/20/2014 1:11:16 PM PDT by txrefugee
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Kobe, Kobe, what are you thinking? What are you saying?


51 posted on 03/20/2014 1:13:20 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pearls Before Swine

What’s Kobe’s Beef?


52 posted on 03/20/2014 1:14:04 PM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 51 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Why not? Didn’t Nero compete in the ancient Olympics and walk away with every prize?

0 would probably be league MVP.


53 posted on 03/20/2014 1:39:05 PM PDT by jtal (Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bkopto

Does kobe wear kneepads?


54 posted on 03/20/2014 3:24:25 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cuban leaf
I saw that movie, and Olympus Has Fallen. Its the same thing but Olympus isn't preachy and miles up its own a**. You did a good sarcastic takedown of it.

OHF is the better film.

This concludes my thread hijacking :D.

55 posted on 03/20/2014 7:09:18 PM PDT by mbennett203 ("Bulrog, a tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world from hippies.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: metalurgist
KOBE BRYANT SAYS OBAMA COULD MAKE LAKERS ROSTER


Hey, that's nuthin’.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Ill sank 18 consecutive hole in ones on the most difficult golf course on the planet the very first time he tried golf and was so bored with golf he never played again.

Obama plays golf very chance he gets and has yet to hit a hole in one.

56 posted on 03/20/2014 8:28:40 PM PDT by rdcbn
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-56 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson