okay, so you were being funny, and my sense of humour just got lost.
Not exactly funny, but on a lighter side, and I love you Pal like I loved Brisbane, Sidney and Melbourne that I visited many years ago. And at one time I was on my way of immigrating to Australia, but my employer put a stick in my wheel preventing it. I still love Foster Beers!!!
Not to be funny but just discovered this on Facebook, scroll down for the enlargement!!!:
https://www.facebook.com/lastamericapatriots