You really really do well living with the chef.
Cranberry wine. Why not?
I hope that my wine making improves this year. I either make wine so light that a toddler could drink it - or I make vinegar.
I'm making a couple of liters of Kool-Aid wine right now. It was another teachable moment for the kids. They will get a sip of it, but it's gonna be strong, they won't get more than a sip. I'll dispose of the rest. ;)
/johnny