Install a camera system with infrared capability. Live at an altenate location. Put in a few blow up dolls and funny noises and sounds a la Ferris Bueller and watch the SWAT raid on TV. Be sure to upload.
If you get them, you’ll get a million hits guaranteed.
Camera system and blowup dolls! That’s even better. There’s free camera software for software motion detection and automatic uploads to remote servers. When they first meet the blowup dolls, that’s what needs to be uploaded automatically. Post to a YouTube account immediately.