[AnotherUnixGeek]

Willie Nelson about to become fifth degree black belt

I don't know, I get the impression that holding a 23rd degree ultraviolet belt from the 3rd street bowling alley dojo or being acclaimed an exalted master of the Begonia Lane Shao Lin temple doesn't necessarily make one a martial arts expert. But I'm glad Willie is getting some exercise - very important for older people.

[Yardstick]

...being acclaimed an exalted master of the Begonia Lane Shao Lin temple...

lol