[nickcarraway]

A lot of people are, “lucky to be alive.” This kid is way beyond that.

[NativeSon]

I'm glad to know that all the increased security is paying off. I was beginning to think getting groped by the TSA was just abuse...

[Free Vulcan]

I have always believed, when it is your time, it’s your time. And conversely, when it’s not, it’s not, regardless of what may befall, including your own stupidity.