Posted on 04/22/2014 11:59:06 AM PDT by don-o
It was better the first time....
[ Maybe these are now available for free within 0bamaDontCare as Sandra Fluke endorsed contraceptive solutions? ]
I am going to “Go There”.....
Be Warned...
She wasn’t smuggling in a weapon, she was just getting prepared for a “redneck abortion”.....
She was quoted as saying: “A Fancy Pants Coat Hanger? Heck no, those are not good enough to take mah spawn out of this here world, Imma gunna to track it down and shoot that varmit dat mah cousin brother dun put in me”
Okay I am done.... I Apologize...
Logical hiding place since no other man (but maybe Laz) would think of looking there.
Pretty foolish with an external hammer. A good sneeze might cock and fire the thing.
She’s a lightweight.
“A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail..........”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912
It was a 6” Model 10 Smith.
Well, that gives a new slant on the word “bang”.
It’s hidden somewhere in my person....
Fixed it for you....
Spoken like a practiced yodeler...
Nope, that is a word commonly used to refer to jails and/or prisons. An unfortunate coincidence this time.
Gives new meaning to “Inside The Pants” holster...
and it gives us a new motto...
wait for it...
MOLON LABIA!!!
I read about some recent review of studies about the relative lengths of the fore finger vs. the “ring” finger. You could check it out....
‘Gun mule’? Probably sealed in a condom
” MOLON LABIA!!! “
Ohhhh you are bad!!!!
I think it is because I was raised with a whole mess of brothers that I can appreciate Humour in general...
Most of my female peers are complete PC brainwashed drones who have had their humour drained away and replaced with indignant scorn....
Now Fisting finally makes some sense.
You appear to be a good sport.
“..Most of my female peers are complete PC brainwashed drones who have had their humour drained away and replaced with indignant scorn....”
The hell wit ‘em then! We’ll have our laughs!!
So... her new nickname is “Crotch Rockets” I’d imagine???
Nyuk nyuk
*Okay, no more entries; we have the ultimate winner.*
I wonder if she felt a bit cocky after every sneeze?
And the female cop said to her:
“Urine trouble now, lady!!”
Probably “TRIGGERED” the sneezes!!!
(slaps knee) (I got a million of ‘em)....
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