Tie that baby onto a 53” flatbed trailer and put it in a refrigerated storage facility until the methane danger passes, then process it into pet or zoo food.
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This whale is 82’ in length.
I recall seeing a video a few years ago, where a large whale had died and had been loaded on a flatbed. I think it was in Japan. The video showed the truck moving through city streets that had been blocked off to make room for the truck and whale. .....As they were moving slowly through a crowded business district, the whale exploded. Chunks were thrown everywhere and coated the people who were on the sidewalks watching. .....Anyone else recall that video?
“were moving slowly through a crowded business district, the whale exploded. Chunks were thrown everywhere and coated the people who were on the sidewalks watching. .....Anyone else recall that video?”
Yeah, I saw it.
They should hook it up to a few tug boats and tow it back out to sea. Then they can have the Navy come by and use the carcass for target practice. That town will be cleaning whale guts and blubber for a year if that thing explodes on the beach.