Makes ‘em more aggressive? Good! I’m going to give our seven-year-olds all the chicken legs they can handle, then. We need to raise a generation of brave, back-talking, intelligent kids to push back all this cr*p that’s come down the pike in the last fifty years.
I’m with ya. Smiling makes ya happier, and I wouldn’t be surprised if really biting into stuff makes you more aggressive.
Pass the wings!